Welcome to the illustrious home of the immortal spinach test. I am your master submissive masses, C. Somerset Watkins. The Spinach Test follows a formula so simple that even a foppish, fancy monkey could understand!
I seek to test the popularity of celebrities (and some personal friends of mine) through testing their google-imageability against that staple of a healthy colon, spinach!
For example. We all know of the success of one Mr. David Wenham, but does this saucy Aussie’s potency prevail against Pop-eye’s favourite pantry pilfer?
The answer: YES! Though one tasty pastry made it into the upper echelons of google results, Sir Wenham was victorious, returning with the top three images and his bride, Rainn Wilson. And although the spinach did have two results, neither of the photos were as enticing as a single image of David Wenham, OM. He ate that spinach. He ate it up!
So now you get the jist. I analyze photographs and daguerreotypes of celebrities against those of spinach. A noble venture indeed.
If you don’t believe me, here is a lovely link:
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=david+wenham+spinach&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
Yours in bondage (you dirty minx!),
C. Somerset Watkins
Tags: David Wenham
