In honor of Baz Luhrmann’s great Austrialian epic, Australia, and a certain somebody’s recent honors in People Magazine, I would like to dedicate this post to the smoldering sexiness that is Hugh Jackman. One would think that three hours would be too long to sit in a movie theater and watch that silver screen of magic but no, my wondrous reader, it seems that you have not realized the power that is Mr. Jackman without a shirt on.
I decided to see if that powerful hotness translated to a thrashing of the lovable vegetable spinach and the answer is a resounding YES! The first image that shows up is a wet, half-naked photo of Mr. Jackman, most likely planted there to lure the unwitting viewer into needed more pictures of this sexy creature. Do not fear, dear reader, they continue! In fact, almost all of the photos on the first page are of Hugh from various movies, award shows, and T.V. appearances, including one photo where even sunlight seems to be attempting to caress his face. There are the two standard pie chart/bar graph images but spinach only makes its presence known one – in a not-so-fresh looking bunch in the middle of the third row of images.
Congratulations Mr. Jackman, it seems that your conquering of Broadway, the comics made into movies genre, People Magazine’s female voter population, and Australia itself extends to beating out spinach in google image searches. What’s next, my pants? Well, lovely reader, I certainly hope so…
Yours with kangaroos and koala bears,
C. Somerset Watkins
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